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Kevin De Bruyne

Phil Foden

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Cristiano Ronaldo

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Referee cop.

Theater or football.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

The game comes first...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Pizza Shard

Football fans in corona times

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

'The wife thinks I'm at Old Trafford!'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

"You can come in mate - but don't start buying anything."

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

"The handbags are out and things are getting bitchy - must be the men's football."