Chelsea Supporter Pillows

'Taxi for the Special One!'

Why are you dumping gravel on the pitch? So that Chelsea can win on aggregate!

"Hooray! Now I can afford a Chelsea season ticket."

Frank Lampard

John Terry

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Football supporters.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Football fans in corona times

Football Stadium

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him