Chelsea Fc Loyalist Pillows

Jose Mourinho returns to coach Chelsea FC.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Kenny Dalglish

Mohamed Salah

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

Trent Alexander-Arnold

Football addict

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Ball and Chain

Replica Football Merchandise

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

Football merchandising - 1953.

Jose Mourinho

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

Alex Ferguson

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

N'Golo Kante

Fernando Torres

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

Manuel Pellegrini

"Well, you know the old saying, if you want loyalty, get a dog."

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Alliance of American Football

Frank Lampard

'Once more unto the bridge dear friends, once more...'