Chelsea Fans Pillows

'Chelsea will win the premiership! Is that it?'

Mohamed Salah

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Football supporters.

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

Goal

Baby Footballer

Bird plucking a cello

Football Stadium

Goalkeeping Dog

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"He goes to a real party preschool."

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

"You and your stones collection!"

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Phil Foden

Jose Mourinho

The Beckham's son's name is Spanish for cross. I'd be cross if someone called me that.

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

Fernando Torres

N'Golo Kante

'Help pay motoring fine - anyone want to buy a Scottish castle?'

'That wasn't boiling oil. That was my laundry!'

Jamie Vardy

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

Captain Pointy No.4 - The terrible Swiss cheese ray

Philipp Lahm

"Try to talk your wife down...she's the best scorer the club's ever had."

World Cup Kick-off Countdown.

Rafa Nadal

'They're throwing everything at us.'

'Once more unto the bridge dear friends, once more...'

Frank Lampard