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Chris Hughton

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Referee cop.

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

The game comes first...

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Theater or football.

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Floating Dragon

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

World Cup - Countdown

Football

'There's always a catch'