Norwich City Supporter Mugs

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

The game comes first...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Football fans in corona times

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Floating Dragon

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Football

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

"You can come in mate - but don't start buying anything."

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"