Manchester City Fan Mugs

Roberto Mancini

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

Mohamed Salah

Egyptian Football

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Spot the fur ball.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Referee cop.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Violence

"Jim was a model Dad".

"Go deep!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'