Chelsea Fan Mugs

N'Golo Kante

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Spot the fur ball.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

Theater or football.

"Jim was a model Dad".

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Referee cop.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Bird plucking a cello

Stop with racism in sport!

Hands in same position from birth to death.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

The game comes first...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'