Manchester City Fan Prints

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

Egyptian Football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Archaeologists discover a football

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Spot the fur ball.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Football Violence

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

"Jim was a model Dad".

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Go deep!"

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Stop with racism in sport!

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Referee cop.