Ufc Fan Prints

Ultimate sibling rivalry.

I like the Jets...I guess

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Uptight End"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"