Man Utd Supporter Gifts

David Moyes

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Theater or football.

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Referee cop.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

The game comes first...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Alex Ferguson

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Ryan Giggs

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Phil Foden

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'