Manchester United Supporter Gifts

Bobby Charlton

Police 'Did you see' sign at Man Utd.

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

Wayne Rooney

Footballers - Andy Cole

'The wife thinks I'm at Old Trafford!'

Harry Maguire

Eric Cantona

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

Cristiano Ronaldo

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

The game comes first...

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Theater or football.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Alex Ferguson

"I take it your team lost again!"

Football fans in corona times

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Ryan Giggs

Phil Foden