Newcastle United Supporter Gifts

Football Crazy strip one

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'...I don't like your chances!'

World Cup Fever

Cristiano Ronaldo

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

Footballers - Sol Campbell

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

The game comes first...

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Alex Ferguson

Football fans in corona times

"I take it your team lost again!"

Ryan Giggs

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

World Cup - Countdown

Footballer Sponsored By Brown Beer Has Brown Beer Can Thrown at Him

'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'The wife thinks I'm at Old Trafford!'