Man Flu Expert Gifts

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

Disease Management

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Pull the udder one

"Will you call me?"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Aways the victim."

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"Gesundheit."

'How was your luck, dear?'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

'What an AMAZING display!'

Battle against Ebola.

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

Vis10n Impaired

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

Combating Zika

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

'Catch anything?'

"Have you seen my onesie?"

Anti Virus

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

'I've got a dog and I'm worried that it might catch avian flu from a turkey and develop a new strain of caninebird flu that I might catch!...Have you got something I can take to stop that happening?'

Ebola Deaths in Congo

'Hello...? CDC...? Forget Ebola! We've got a full-blown case of toxic political ad syndrome on our hands...!'

President Trump Takes Advice From Public Health Expert

2021 Covid Vaccine Underwater

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Hyacinthe Vincent