Man Flu Expert Pillows

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

Disease Management

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Pull the udder one

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"Will you call me?"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Aways the victim."

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'How was your luck, dear?'

"Gesundheit."

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

Battle against Ebola.

"If we didn't fly, would we just be called 'butter'?"

'What an AMAZING display!'

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

Vis10n Impaired

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Combating Zika

'Catch anything?'

Anti Virus

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

'Hello...? CDC...? Forget Ebola! We've got a full-blown case of toxic political ad syndrome on our hands...!'

Ebola Deaths in Congo

2021 Covid Vaccine Underwater

President Trump Takes Advice From Public Health Expert

'I've got a dog and I'm worried that it might catch avian flu from a turkey and develop a new strain of caninebird flu that I might catch!...Have you got something I can take to stop that happening?'

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'