Male Vanity Humorist Mugs

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"This stool shall pass."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

German School

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"What are you doing?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

His & hers towels.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.