Vanity Satirists Mugs

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

The return of Miss Subways

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Does my brain look big in this?"

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Home for the Holidays

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

The latest fall fashion trends

The Three Stylish Klansmen

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

School of Comparative Anatomy

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

Ugly sisters

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Got anything in high definition?

The Selfie of Dorian Gray

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'