Vanity Humor Mugs

'It's male pattern sock distribution baldness. Would Sir be considering surgery or just a pair of leg wigs?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Shampoo.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"This stool shall pass."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"I hate my job!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

The Eternal Question

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

TV-Mirror.