Vanity Humor Prints

'It's male pattern sock distribution baldness. Would Sir be considering surgery or just a pair of leg wigs?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Shampoo.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Batman tissue dispenser.

The Eternal Question

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

TV-Mirror.