Vanity Commentator Prints

'This one's for hair loss awareness.'

Got anything in high definition?

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

TV-Mirror.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Bar Refaeli

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"Does my brain look big in this?"

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'I know how you feel.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007