Vanity Commentator Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to any space with pillows that celebrate the vanity commentator’s love for sharing their thoughts—comfort meets cleverness in style.

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'This one's for hair loss awareness.' mockup

'This one's for hair loss awareness.'

from $19.00

Got anything in high definition?

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Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

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"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does" mockup

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

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"And now. . . which shoes?"

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'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.' mockup

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

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Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror mockup

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

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'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

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"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?" mockup

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

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INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

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'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

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'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.' mockup

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!' mockup

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

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"How are the new lips feeling babe?" mockup

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

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"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should." mockup

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

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TV-Mirror.

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'Cosmetic surgery.'

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'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.' mockup

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

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'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

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'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.' mockup

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

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'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.' mockup

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

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'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.' mockup

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

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"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

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'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.' mockup

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

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"Does my brain look big in this?" mockup

"Does my brain look big in this?"

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"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy." mockup

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

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"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!" mockup

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

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'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.' mockup

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

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The caricature of Dorian Gray

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'I know how you feel.'

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'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.' mockup

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

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Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007 mockup

Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007

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The Paper Silhouette Editor

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Stars Without Make-Up.

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Vanity Commentator Pillows Collection

Vanity Commentator Mugs

Discover a variety of witty mugs that let the vanity commentator express themselves every morning—perfect for coffee lovers with a sharp sense of humor.

Vanity Commentator Prints

Find eye-catching prints that showcase the vibrant spirit of the vanity commentator—perfect for brightening up any wall with humor and personality.

Vanity Commentator T-Shirts

Explore our collection of playful t-shirts that celebrate confident and outspoken personalities, ideal for anyone who loves to share their thoughts in style.