Vanity Humorists Pillows

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"I'd like to return this mirror, its reflection looks older than I feel."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Bed and Breakfast

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

Magic Act

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

The Rural Bidet...

Cow Wash Cycle.

Duck in a bathtub

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"