Male Vanity Humorist Pillows

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

German School

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

The Evolution Of Man