Vending Machine Humorist Pillows

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

"Today, the yen shot up on news it is spelled differently from the 'Yuan'."

Gunswinger

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

How M2M really works.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Seven deadly sins store

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Great moments in shopping

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

Early American Think Tank.