Vending Machine Philosopher Pillows

"Put some spiritual food in there."

The Buck Stops Here $2.

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

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"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Bear at a vending machine

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Continental Drift.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Toe-Tickling Machine

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

Pizza-Matic

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

Vendo Tree.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

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"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Too Good to be true - 50c.