Vending Machine Comedian Pillows

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Honest Vending Machine

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

How M2M really works.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Vending Machine Pig Out.

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

'Dinner will be washed in five minutes guys...'

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

Lady sees vending machine: 'Your 2 Cents Worth 50 Cents'

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

OUT of ORDER

penguins using a fish vending machine

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

Coffee: Decaff. . . De Bad Stuff.

'Emergency actually refers to a core meltdown, not a stuck bag of chips.'

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

New/Outrageous/Consistency/Moderation!

NERD SEED 50 CENTS

Vending Machine - People Disappear in Record Numbers.

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

'Are you over 18 stone?'

Man sees stuffed mouse come out of snack machine dispenser.