Vending Machine Guru Pillows

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Bear at a vending machine

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

Toe-Tickling Machine

How M2M really works.

Online Trading

"No, honey, you didn't make history on that day - you made halloumi!"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Honest Vending Machine

Pizza-Matic

Vendo Tree.

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Vending Machine Pig Out.

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Al's vending machine.

Too Good to be true - 50c.

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."