Vending Machine Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your vending machine philosopher friend? Celebrate their unique perspective with humorous and clever products that reflect their love for contemplative moments and the quirks of life's unexpected pauses. Ideal for sparking smiles and conversations, these gifts are perfect for anyone who finds inspiration in everyday adventures and appreciates a little wit with their wisdom.

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"Put some spiritual food in there." mockup

"Put some spiritual food in there."

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The Buck Stops Here $2.

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He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall. mockup

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

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Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents. mockup

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

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"You don't whisper anymore."

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!' mockup

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

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"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines." mockup

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

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Bear at a vending machine

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Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine. mockup

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

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Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

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Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm. mockup

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

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Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine mockup

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

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Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends. mockup

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

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Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs. mockup

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

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Continental Drift.

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Pizza-Matic

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"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami." mockup

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

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Toe-Tickling Machine

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"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?" mockup

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

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Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

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'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

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...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money... mockup

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

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'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.' mockup

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

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Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks. mockup

Wolf snacks vending machine: 3 Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks.

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Now With Organic Artifical Additives mockup

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

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"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine." mockup

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

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Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game. mockup

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

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"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer." mockup

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

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Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!' mockup

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

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"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine." mockup

"I like to reward productive employees. Here's a 50% off voucher for the vending machine."

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Al's vending machine.

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"They want to turn the clocks back?" mockup

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

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Vending Machine Philosopher Gifts Collection

Vending Machine Philosopher Mugs

Explore our mugs collection featuring the vending machine philosopher theme—ideal for those who love to start the day with a witty or wise remark.

Vending Machine Philosopher Pillows

Browse our pillows collection that captures the quirky and contemplative spirit of vending machine philosophers—comfort and wit combined.

Vending Machine Philosopher Prints

Discover art prints that celebrate the vending machine philosopher—bring a touch of humor and thoughtfulness to any room.

Vending Machine Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for vending machine philosophers—perfect for showcasing their unique outlook with humor and style.