Gentlemen Humorist Pillows

Gentlemen's graffiti: 'Your Mother is merely an adequate cook.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Champagne at the hunt

Magic Act

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

'Vacuums!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'We've found the problem...'

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'And so, Ladies and Germs, I conclude that we must promote homeopathy! This may be our best chance to wipe out the human race since the glory days of the Black Plague.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

"At this point, we're only staying together for the sake of the pets."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Dude, don't say it..."

"Technically, I don't think you can claim to have saved your husband's life on several occasions just because you haven't killed him!"

The Theatre of Mime.

"I picked this up from the humans. . . two metre gap. . . gives us a much wider spread."