'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'
Male Vanity Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a male vanity humorist with a creative twist? Discover humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and art prints that playfully showcase his witty nature. Perfect for adding a dash of humor and personality to his everyday routine, these thoughtfully crafted items are ideal for anyone who enjoys a witty laugh at their own expense or a clever nod to their confident personality. Brighten his day with a gift that highlights his unique sense of humor and creative flair.
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."
"Gee, thanks pal."
Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.
"This stool shall pass."
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
'I don't think the employees like me.'
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'
German School
INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.
Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'
Business man sees himself as a shark
"What are you doing?"
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
His & hers towels.
Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.
"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."
Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.
The only Washroom on the South Pole.
Male Vanity Humorist Gifts Collection
Male Vanity Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for male vanity humorists. Perfect for making a statement first thing in the morning.
Male Vanity Humorist Pillows
Discover pillows that add a playful, humorous touch to his favorite space, reflecting his creative and confident personality.
Male Vanity Humorist Prints
Browse prints that capture his funny, confident spirit—ideal for personalizing his space with a touch of wit.
Male Vanity Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our lineup of witty t-shirts that celebrate confident, humorous men with a creative twist.