Vanity Commentator T-Shirts

'This one's for hair loss awareness.'

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Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

TV-Mirror.

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'I know how you feel.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007

The Paper Silhouette Editor

Stars Without Make-Up.