Vanity Satirist T-Shirts

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

The return of Miss Subways

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Does my brain look big in this?"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Home for the Holidays

Stay at home

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

"Oh God, beards are so passe."

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

School of Comparative Anatomy

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

The latest fall fashion trends

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

Ugly sisters

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."