Vanity Satirist Mugs

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The return of Miss Subways

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Home for the Holidays

Stay at home

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The latest fall fashion trends

School of Comparative Anatomy

Ugly sisters

The Three Stylish Klansmen

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...