Alpha Male Humorist Mugs

"As an alpha-male, I get roasted online, but none of these anonymous trills challenge me in real life to take over and lead..."

"The Eggsorcist"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Human males marking territory.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'I'm screwed...'

Alpha Pansy... Grrrrrr

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

Death model.

Convergent Fauna

"Life's sure good as a cartoon cowboy Abe, but dammit... my cartoonist never could figure out how to draw a horse!"

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'