
"As an alpha-male, I get roasted online, but none of these anonymous trills challenge me in real life to take over and lead..."
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"As an alpha-male, I get roasted online, but none of these anonymous trills challenge me in real life to take over and lead..."
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
"The Eggsorcist"
"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."
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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.
"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"
"Young Montague's full of himself."
"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."
"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."
Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.
"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"
Human males marking territory.
Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'
"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."
After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.
'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'
"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."
"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"
'May I have a glass of Perrier with a twist of lemon and a straw?'
"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."
'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'
'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'
And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!
'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'
Alpha Pansy... Grrrrrr
'I'm screwed...'
"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"
'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'
Convergent Fauna
Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.
'Violin in the shape of a nude.'
"Life's sure good as a cartoon cowboy Abe, but dammit... my cartoonist never could figure out how to draw a horse!"
Death model.
Landscape with bootsale
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