Makeup After Conflict Pillows

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I don't like your application."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Mediation Process

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Woman applying makeup

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

First love.

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."