Makeup After Conflict Gifts

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Too much concealer?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Mediation Process

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Woman applying makeup

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

First love.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Your mascara is running."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"More concealer?"