Bruised Beauty Insider Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for the bruised beauty insider? Perfect for those who embrace their unique charm and creative spirit, our curated collection features witty and empowering items that celebrate authenticity and resilience, making it a memorable surprise for someone special who appreciates artistic, playful, and inspiring designs.

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"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people." mockup

"I think they're right - all those 'outlaw boxing' people."

from $19.00

Bad hair day!

from $19.00

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?" mockup

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

from $19.00

Dating is so expensive...

from $19.00

Pampered and poodled.

from $19.00

What price beauty?

from $19.00

"I don't like your application."

from $19.00

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year mockup

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

from $19.00

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.' mockup

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

from $19.00

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?' mockup

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

from $19.00

New Twenty Blades

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It was time for a little bit of lady admin

It was time for a little bit of lady admin mockup

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

from $19.00

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there." mockup

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

from $19.00

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.' mockup

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

from $19.00

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell." mockup

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

from $19.00

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?" mockup

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

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'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.' mockup

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

from $19.00

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?" mockup

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

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"More concealer?"

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'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.' mockup

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

from $19.00

Mirror mirror...

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Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

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"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions." mockup

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

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'Botox...'

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"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good." mockup

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

from $19.00

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.' mockup

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

from $19.00

A cow with a Brazilian.

from $19.00

No wonder she's a blushing Bride" mockup

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

from $19.00

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.' mockup

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

from $19.00

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon. mockup

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

from $19.00

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.' mockup

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

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'And you thought that you had all the talent.'

'And you thought that you had all the talent.' mockup

'And you thought that you had all the talent.'

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"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said." mockup

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

from $19.00

Bruised Beauty Insider Gifts Collection

Bruised Beauty Insider Mugs

Discover our range of mugs for the bruised beauty insider—witty, empowering, and designed to start their day with a smile. Click here to find the perfect match.

Bruised Beauty Insider Pillows

Add personality and charm with pillows that highlight the beauty of imperfections. Perfect for the bruised beauty insider’s home or cozy corner.

Bruised Beauty Insider Prints

Bring art into their space with prints that champion authentic beauty. Browse our collection of inspiring and witty designs tailored for the bruised beauty insider.

Bruised Beauty Insider T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that celebrates resilience? Our collection features creative and empowering designs perfect for the bruised beauty insider. Shop now for a bold new look.