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Computer filth.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

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Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

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"Botox."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"More concealer?"

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

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