Blush Expert Gifts

Computer filth.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Botox."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"More concealer?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

No wonder she's a blushing Bride"

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."