Bleach Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Hair spray"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Working Holiday.

'Botox.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'Nice bling!'