Majestic Mane Admirer Mugs

Horse head

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

The rock caricature

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Edward Elgar.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

No Right Turn (monster)

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Grim's Fairytales

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Why do you always wear pants?"

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

Philip of Mastodon

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

You have to hunt a different one

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'