Muse Admirer Mugs

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Artist's model posing for a painting through an easel.

"That's good. Stop now."

Marie-Therese Walter

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

Alien David statue

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Ancient Racing

'You know too much,'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

Cow's straw

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"What did Jesus order?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Gym Dog

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden