Majestic Mane Admirer Pillows

Horse head

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Edward Elgar.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Built and Built without a permit.

Grim's Fairytales

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

No Right Turn (monster)

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Philip of Mastodon

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Man with many tattoos.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.