Maverick Admirer Mugs

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

Ancient Racing

Bad hair day!

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

On the brink.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Gym Dog

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Targets.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Victorian Gentleman

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'