Maverick Admirer Mugs

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

Ancient Racing

Bad hair day!

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Targets.

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Gym Dog

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

Boy whistling at crackers.

'Who wants the talking stick?'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'