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Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Office Meeting

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"I feel so seen right now."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Optician and the PI.

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Please, George...not here!"

Zoomies call.

Magnet at scrapyard

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

You're only as old as you feel!

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Summer Berries

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

Work From Home Power Suit

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'