Magnifying Glass Collector T-Shirts

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Optician and the PI.

"Actually it's a very tiny little shark, so here's to the inventor of the magnifying glass!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'It's an antique!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Love wine

"Another round?"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"To toast!"

'He's been shot!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Wine not?"

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"Did you order a starter?"

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'