Magnifying Glass Collector T-Shirts

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Optician and the PI.

"Actually it's a very tiny little shark, so here's to the inventor of the magnifying glass!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'It's an antique!'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Love wine

Knights Wing Mirrors.

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"Another round?"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'He's been shot!'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"To toast!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Wine not?"

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.