Magnifying Glass Lovers Gifts

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Office Meeting

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"I feel so seen right now."

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Optician and the PI.

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Please, George...not here!"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

The Vicious Rectangle

Magnet at scrapyard

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Zoomies call.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

You're only as old as you feel!

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

Work From Home Power Suit

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

Summer Berries

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."