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"But if he's right, it'll save us years of experimenting."

Toadstools

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Late BroomStick

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

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"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

Quantum Psychic

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'