Magical Thinking T-Shirts

The slow cooker changed everything

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Quantum Psychic

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Six Thinking Hats

Think Tank

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Rodin's Thinker.

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"But what if this is all there is?"

Magic Tricks

Imagine

' A new idea '

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Assertiveness

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'