Magical Thinking Enthusiasts Mugs

"But if he's right, it'll save us years of experimenting."

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Quantum Psychic

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Witch's Brew.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'